Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!