When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old