When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.