When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.