How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.