Well it depends on what you mean by change.
One Brazillion.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Depends.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Pay him for the pizza.