Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Yes.
Depends what you want it to change into...
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
One, plus or minus one.
The Holocaust.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
He said : "Nah amine"
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Make the windshield full screen