Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
He was delighted.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
Cowboom!
Clay Aiken.
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
D--Dos
They were MAROONED!