How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.