About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Snow White's virginity.
Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Their dancing can make it rain.
Their Injun died on them!
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Sigh-lent night
Viva Aspana !
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
