How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii