You only get paid in tips.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
A photographer.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
IHOP
The tip!
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
The fact you love it.