What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.