What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.