What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.