What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.