When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File