Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.