Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.