The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Cancer
Half a puppy... I'm sorry
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
a PAW-se
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
You're trying my patients!
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
The chair was armed.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
