The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
In barkinglots.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
Insufficient funds.
Have a good one, son."
Bye, son."
Because they don't have chairs.
Take away its chair.
karma chameleon
Because they don't like Nice people.