Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.