Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !