How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.