Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Well let me tell you...
They both let me stick it in only one place.
Because they don't want the world to know!
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Because the police charge you.