How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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They were looking for the ark tick.

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Because he was bored of the rings!

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."