Comcast Jokes

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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They're fun guys!

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TB or not TB, that is the question.

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They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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