What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle