How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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