Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin