Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Endorphin Jokes More Endorphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

What do you call a happy dolphin?

Endorphin