How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!