How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.