How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!