What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.