What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!