What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.