Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise