Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"