Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.