What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ?

Beethoven is too hot !

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.