What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)