What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"