Shedding season
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Antique machinery
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Antique farm equipment
Fur Elise
Antique farm equipment!
Close the door and go to .
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Start from scratch !
A small loan of a million dollars.
Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.
The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Gamble in British currency.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
His property was Fur Elise
Because they never leave a tip.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
A vegetarian.
Ruff.
