Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.