Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.