How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.