How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...