Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !