Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "