Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)