Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)