Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)