Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie