Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.