Because his mother was in a jam.
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Berried Treasure.
Because their mother was in a jam!
They're both in bread
His parents were in a jam.