Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
They are still there.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
His wife and kids.
and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Cause shes terrible.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.