When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Nothing bananas can't talk.

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Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Infantry.

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BYE-SON!

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He did it for the

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you give him space.