What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest