What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.