What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.