What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.