What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.