Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Skin color.

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He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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Smirnoff ISIS

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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An udder failure.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists?

Because they are phobes.