What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."