What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Homo Jokes More Homo Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.