What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What's grey and can't fly?

A parking lot.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.