What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

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A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

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What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...