How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.