How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.