How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

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Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?

I can't help it I'm hooked.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.