How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.