Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston