Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.