Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*