Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.