How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.