How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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Slow down and grab some lube!!

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