How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.