What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!