What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

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How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!