What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.