What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.