Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.