Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder