Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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He had Jello fever!

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.