What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.