Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us