Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

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What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us