What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

2 Year Old Jokes More 2 Year Old Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade