What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry