What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character?

Oscar im so sorry